An (As of Yet) Untitled and Unfinished Work
A few months ago, I visited rinkworks.com and
read one of the funniest pieces of writing I had ever read: The
Duel of The Ages, written by the good people who maintain that site.
If you haven't read it, do so now. I mean it. Hurry up you
silly sod. Don't worry, I'll wait.
Done?
Good.
Well, as I was saying, I read the story and thought
it was really neat. A few weeks later, I mentioned it to two of my
friends (Dwain and Josh) and asked if they wanted to do anything similar. They agreed.
What you are about to read is what we have so far. Keep in mind it
is unfinished and many passages have been written very late at night when
one of us should have either been sleeping or doing homework. Also
remember that not only does it pale in comparison to the original, much
of its quality comes from either intentional or unintentional copying of
the ideas of the people at Rinkworks. So if you haven't gone there
yet, I'll warn you one last time to go there first.
Anyway, here's the story so far . . .
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
(Coming soon: More chapters, and a section explaining some of the inside jokes)