If Life Was Like X-Files...

By: MuldersGirl

No harm is meant by this list, which simply pokes fun at some areas of the show :-) If you wish to use this list for your site or otherwise, please email me for permission.

Relationships would be pretty much unheard of. If they did exist, they would take six years to develop.

That "crazy" guy raving about aliens, UFOs, and anything paranormal in general would always be right.

I'd watch out for that guy constantly smoking a cigarette. He just may be involved in the biggest otherworldly conspiracy and most intricate cover-up that ever existed.

It would be wise to stay away from train cars, bathrooms, apartments and basically any place in the shadows.

Almost everyone would be conspiring against you.

Revolvers would contain limitness ammunition.

Continuity would be of little importance.

Seemingly significant aspects of your life would consequently never exist: They would turn out to be dreams, body switches, or things you just can't remember due to alien influence.

You could be attacked by every supernatural monster and mutant in the book and still refuse to believe in the paranormal.

You would be constantly nit-picked by the people like me who compile these lists :-)