Kate:
"I have Fig Newtons."
Shana: (said while under blacklight):
"Look I'm all sparkly!!! Wait...that's just my bra."
Shana:
"F*ck you and the horse you rode in on and the cow you rode before that!"
Farah:
"You're too cool to be electrocuted."
Shana/Farah:
"Your skeptical monkeys have problems. They are out of control."
Colin (Prof. of mine, in the middle of class):
*cell phone rings* "Where is the bloody stupid thing? I will kill it!"
Random Idiot (Overheard in a Diner):
"I SAID R.S.V.P., how much more could I spell it out?"
Me (Yes, I make fun of Myself):
"I 'forgot' I wrote a paper on repressed memory. Coincidence? I think not."
Jessica K.:
I wrote myself retarded!
Quotes of Famous People
Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins:
"If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, then why practice?"
John Lennon in "Help!":
"There's somebody been in this soup."
Ad for "Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation" (tm).:
"Mummies. The Undead. Ancient Curses. What's a nice girl to do?"
Mata Hari:
"Death is nothing, nor life either, for that matter. To die, to sleep, to pass into nothingness, what does it matter? Everything is an illusion.
Hegel, Georg:
"Only one man ever understood me. And he really didn't understand me.
