Hey hey hey, welcome to my homepage, this is the part where i crap on about myself and make myself out to be some sort of God. I can wish, hehehe... so where to start? Well, im gettin old , im the ripe old age of 24 yrs. Pretty sad huh? Born 03/09/76 , (for the benifit of dumbass yanks, that means the 3rd day of September) in North Queensland Australia. i have been wasting much of my life in arcades playing "every goddamn version of Street fighter".(and so many there are too)

I have been playin Guitar since forever "and fuck me dead if im lying trend setters ...IM FUCKIN GOOD"
ok .... as you may have noticed, i have pics of Jaymz Hetfeild up and around. that aint me ..and if you thought that was me....you need help.

Fillet Mignon
2 bacon rashes
2 beef (mmmmmmm)eye fillet steaks
15g Butter
1 tablespoon oil (crude variety)
1 medium onion (chopped til it be dead)
1 cup of Guz
125g of small mushrooms (magic prefered) sliced
3 teaspoons corn flour
1 cup of water
1 small log turd
3 butterflys

i like music (if you didnt know that already) and try and listen to as much as i can. NEW MUSIC SUCKS MY ASS!!!!!
im not gonna list my fave bands ..cos i dont really have any ..so i'll just list what music i have ...and for names sake , say i like em all.
(in no fuckin order or preference) Pink Floyd, AC/DC, Metallica, Ozzy Osbourne, Alice in Chains, Faith No More
Bob Seger, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Geroge Thorogood, Eric Clapton, Lynard Skynard
Powderfinger, Jeff Buckley, Joe Satriani, Beetoven, Tchycovski, mozart, Credence clearwater ,
The Angels, Pearl Jam(Ten only), ZZ top, Van Halen, Led Zepplin, ..u get the picture.

I have a kitten and a cat , the cat is the mum of the kitten. The mum is a cute tabby ... which i named God. perfect name for a cat if u ask me .. but then again .. i dont give a rats ass what pll thing of the cats name ... i'll endevour to get a piccy of God on my page somewhere .. cos it rox .. its smart ...cos its sooooooooooo lazy.
The kitten's practically pure white .. and her name is LeeLoo. She's stupid and runs into walls and doors a lot
blah blah blah , yadda yadda ... ever wonder why yogi bear wears a hat and that silly under shirt (the ones that go with tuxeedo's) i mean .. its a fuckin bear.. yet channel 10 see fit to fire a childrens show host (FAT CAT) and he wears pants .. Humphrey B Bear shoulda been fired .. hes the dirty peadophile without pants on like Yogi. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!!!!!!!!!!!