DO YOU LIKE HOBBITS?

HAVE YOU READ THE LORD OF THE RINGS MORE OFTEN THAN THE TV GUIDE?

OR PERHAPS YOU HAVE YET TO BE INTRODUCED TO THE FATHER OF MODERN FANTASY?

WELL, IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS, THEN "SAY 'FRIEND' AND ENTER" THROUGH THE GATES OF MORIA TO THE LEFT!