One  Of the things that I adore about TXF is the incredibly funny things that can sometimes sneak into the dialog of he show. Maybe I am just nuts, (well, I am), but I often find myself rolling on the floor because of some of the things that are said. So, may I present to you, The Funny Zone.

"Should we be picking out china patterns, or what?"
Mulder~Small Potatos

"I'm not going to ask if you said wat you just said because I know what you just said."
Scully~War Of The Comprphages

"Well, I didn't get his name. I was too busy getting my ass kicked."
Mulder~Nisei

"Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted."
Mulder~Pilot

"You never draw MY bath."
Mulder~Revelations

"Bring your mittens!"
Mulder~Ice

"Last time you were that engrossed, it turned out you were reading The Adult Video News."
Scully~Beyond The Sea

"Some of their ideas are down-right spooky."
Mulder~E.B.E.

"If this is monkey pee, you're on your own."
Scully~The Erlenmyer Flask

"I'm telling you, that cow had my name on it."
Mulder~Rain King

"Do you think they would have taken me more seriously if I had worn the grey suit?"
Mulder~Tooms

"I'll be back soon, and we can build a tower of furniture, K?"
Mulder~Detour

"Is there anything you DON'T believe in, Mulder?"
Scully~Post-Modern Prometheus

"Well, if it rains sleeping bags, maybe you'll get lucky."
Scully~Detour

"Scully, I never thought I'd say this too you, but you smell bad."
Mulder~War Of The Coprophages

"I wouldn't change a day ... Well, maybe that flukeman thing. I could've lived without that just fine.
Scully~The Field Where I Died

"If I heard 'Silent Night' one more time, I was going to start taking hostages."
Scully~The Ghosts Who Stole Christmas