I would just like to welcome you to a complete, utter waste of your time; my webpage. I have worked for countless minutes, vigorously to make this page suck as much as it possibly can for you, the viewer. I understand that nobody in their right mind would appreciate a page with this level of "Crappiness" but I must atleast make somewhat of an attempt to hold you away from your "real life" for as long as I can. But yeah, thanks for coming in.

The last crap [update] taken on this site occured on: 08-31-03






Have you ever heard of Urban Golfing? NO Because I made it up. OK, Heres the deal: I go into a parking structure at around 3:00am with my driver and a golf ball. I set up the golf ball and I take a 250 yard swing. The ball bounces all around and nearly kills myself and all who dare to watch without wearing riot gear. In this small clip I have, if you watch it frame-by-frame, you can see the ball nearly miss me by about 2 or 3 feet. Click below to watch the video.


DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR ANYWHERE ELSE