The Young Are Truely Wise

The Moral of the Story is...

One day, at the end of class, little Geoffrey's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.

The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell his story.

Little Joey raises his hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."

The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Joey replies: "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."

Next is little Heather ... "Well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched."

Teacher asks Heather for the moral of the story. Heather replies: "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched."

Last is little Geoffrey ... "My Aunt Debbie fought in the Desert Storm war. Her plane was shot down over enemy territory -- she jumped out before it crashed with only bottle of Jack Daniels, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down she drank most of the Jack Daniels. Unfortunately, she landed in the middle of 100 Iraqi soldiers. She shot 70 with her machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so she pulled out her machete and killed 20 more. The blade on her machete broke, so she killed the last ten with her bare hands."

Teacher looks in shock at Geoffrey and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story...

Geoffrey replies, "Yeah...don't fuck with Aunt Debbie when she's been drinking."