I don't mean to scare you but check this out for yourselves.
For those of you fellas who still have the OLD excel 95 (not office 
97), try this out :

  1. open a new file
  2. scroll down until you see row 95
  3. click on the row 95 button, this highlights the whole row 
  4. press tab, to move to the second column
  5. now, move your mouse and click on help THEN about Microsoft 
     excel
  6. press ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button 
     simultaneously
  7. A WINDOW WILL APPEAR, TITLE : THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS
     this is really eerie okay...it has a doom style format and you can 
     walk all around the hall...and on the sides of the walls are the names
     of the tortured souls...
  8. NOW WALK UP THE STAIRS AND THEN COME BACK DOWN, FACE THE BLANK 
     WALK AND THEN TYPE IN EXCELKFA this will open the blank wall to 
     reveal another secret passage, walk through the passage and
     DO NOT fall off, when you get to the end, you will see something 
     really really eerie...
     At this point in time, countless witnesses all over the world have 
     verified this point...it's really an eye opener. It could be a joke 
     by MS programmers, or is it?

     Wouldn't be surprised if Bill Gates was "The Antichrist", after
     all it was already foretold in the Bible that someone powerful 
     would rise up and lead the world to destruction.  And Bill Gates 
     definitely have that kind of power in his hands. More than 80% of 
     the world's computers run on Windows and DOS (including those at 
     Pentagon!)

     If all his products have some kind of small program embedded 
     (like this Hall of Tortured Souls) that can give
     him control, setting off nuclear arsenals, creating havoc in
     security systems, financial systems all over the world,etc...... 
     all from his headquarters isn't a far off reality! Just using
     Internet Explorer may just allow him to map out what you have 
     on your computer bit by bit each time
     you log on.  Perhaps the end times are near and this is just a tip 
     of the iceberg!?
     "He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and 
     slave,  to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead,
     so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is 
     the name of the beast or the number of his name. This calls for 
     wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of
     the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666." Revelation 
     13:16-18

     Something for you to think about. An eerie E-mail for everybody to 
     think about...

     The Bible, in the Book of Revelation 
     says that without the  sign of the      
     beast one would not be able to buy, sell, 
     do business transactions, etc.     
     ....and ....... My question to you now 
     is this..... Is Internet now a        
     necessity in doing business?  
     The Internet also bears the sign ....

     Note that the Internet is also commonly known as the 
                     World Wide Web
     or 
                     WWW.....
  
   One other way we write W is V/   (VI), so ..... > 
                  W   W   W
                  VI  VI  VI
                  6   6   6

   This gives me something to ponder upon 
   ... Isn't everything going towards the 
   Internet? (i.e.,  buying / selling goods, business
   transactions)
   Isn't Microsoft always on the move to have a monopoly when it 
   comes to software technology? And now the Internet?
   Revelation also says that the mark of the beast will be carried on
   one's Hand and one's forehead.....If the Internet would indeed be 
   the sign of the beast aren't we all starting to carry it on our hands 
   and foreheads??? Screens (forehead) and make use of the mouse (hand) ???

   Are things finally falling into place or are we just letting our
   imagination run?
   Remember, the devil came to cheat, steal, and to destroy......... 
   so be VIGILANT !!!!  About Bill Gates and Microsoft.
   PROOF that Bill Gates is the Devil:
   The real name of  "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. 
   Nowadays, he is known as Bill Gates (III),  where III means the
   order of third (3rd).   By converting the letters of his current 
   name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following:
        B  66
        I  73
        L  76
        L  76
        G  71
        A  65
        T  84
        E  69
        S  83
        I   1
        I   1
        I   1
    ---------------
          666 !!!!        THE NUMBER OF THE DEVIL....... 

   Some might think ask,  "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?" 
   Coincidence?
   Or just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement? 
  
   Before you decide, consider the following: 

        MS-DOS 6.21
   77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666 >>

        WINDOWS95
   87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1= 666 >>

   Coincidence?  You decide...."To agree or to not agree with the WWW 
   or the Beast",  is not the question.  What if the WWW is the 666? Or 
   Bill Gates be the Beast?
   What will you do?? Cancel subscriptions to the Internet?  Resign
   from Microsoft? Set out a campaign against Bill Gates in the 
   Internet? 
   Shut down all Windows95 forever?  It will not do you any good.....
   Think about all this and pray, pray really hard, or else......... 
  
   Never Stop Believing....