Ruby Slipper Syndrome


"So, luv, how was the mix-up?"

Puzzled, Buffy looked at her companion;  then her face cleared.  "Oh, you mean the mixer?"

Spike shrugged.  "Whatever that event was that had your knickers in a twist!"

She glared at him.  "They weren't in a twist, I just...it was my first college party, and I wanted to make a good impression!"

He raised a dark eyebrow questioningly.  "And did you?"

She sighed, remembering the drunken fraternity president who'd grabbed her and had to be taught a lesson.  "Well...I made an impression, all right! Definitely."

"Tell me," he ordered.

Buffy hesitated, then shrugged.

When Spike had first returned to Sunnydale and been dragged, kicking and screaming, into her fight against the forces of evil, Buffy had thought herself the unluckiest Slayer who ever existed.  It was bad enough to spend her freshman year patrolling instead of partying...but to have to do it in the company of her hated mortal enemy!

Lately, though, she'd had a change of heart.  Spike was undoubtedly the most arrogant man she'd ever met;  but he was also...interesting.   In a way.  For a vampire, that is.

So she told him all about the mixer;  and her unfortunate experience with Brandon.

"Brandon?"  Spike snorted.  "Might have known he'd be a wanker, with a name like that!"

The two of them headed up Revello Drive, turning off at Buffy's house. Spike trailed after her into the kitchen;  and it was he who put the kettle on for their hot chocolate.

At first Buffy had been nonplussed when Spike had taken to following her into her home, but now she expected it, and automatically set out two mugs.

"What do you expect, kitten...from an ordinary human?"  He handed her one of the mugs.

"I'm human,"  Buffy objected, pushing the tiny marshmallows with his reach.

"But you're far from ordinary, pet,"  Spike pointed out. 

"You're saying...it's hopeless?"  Buffy questined sadly.  "That there isn't anybody for me?"

"I never said that!"  Spike actually sounded shocked.  "Just that those fraternity losers aren't for you!"

Buffy regarded him thoughtfully.  "Okay, but...then what?"

Spike suddenly became absorbed in his hot chocolate.  "Obviously, humans won't work, Slayer.  You're too strong and vital, and they'll never measure up."

"Xander said once..."  Buffy began.

Spike snorted.  "That whelp!  What does he know?"

Buffy ignored that.  "He said that I needed someone who knew I was the Slayer but liked me anyway!"

"Huh...he's got a point.  Must be a first time for everything,"  Spike conceded.

"So, what I need is someone who knows about me, but isn't human?"

"Sounds likely, pet."

"But, it has to be someone who doesn't want to kill me, either...which rules out most of the non-human males I know,"  Buffy pointed out.

Spike got to his feet and rinsed out his mug, keeping his back turned toward Buffy.

"Nothing like keeping an open mind, Slayer," he muttered.  "Just because someone may have been an enemy once, doesn't mean it has to stay that way forever!"

"That's true,"  she agreed.  "Like...me and you?"

His entire body went rigid.  "That's right, kitten..."  careful not to turn around.

She studied him, the lean black length of him accentuated by the leather duster;  and her mouth curled into a mischievous smile.  She gave in to the temptation to tease him.

"Hmmm,"  she said pensively, "I see what you mean;  it's obvious who's the ideal man for me!"

"It...is?"  he breathed.

"But..."  she hesitated.

"But what, Slayer?"  he challenged, finally turning around to face her. "If he's the one for you, and you know it, you should be together!  Do you..." he wavered, looking away,  "find him...attractive?'

"Oh, yes,"  Buffy said brightly.  "Anyone would!"

Spike relaxed, and smirked at her.  "VERY attractive?  As much as...Angel?"

"You can mention him, Spike.  I've accepted that we couldn't be together. And, the answer to your question is yes!  He's every bit as attractive as Angel, in his own way.  And he's smart, and funny..."

Spike's grin widened.  "There you go, Slayer.  Angel isn't the only man in the world.  This one sounds perfect."  He took a step closer to her.

"Perfect,"  Buffy smiled in agreement.

"Then, tell him,"  Spike suggested, deliberately leaning in towards her.

"But there's a problem."

He stopped abruptly.  "Problem?  There isn't any problem!  WHAT is the problem?"

"Um, he happens to be in love with someone else?"  Buffy offered.

Spike sighed in relief.  "Don't worry about that, pet."

"I'm no boyfriend stealer,"  Buffy retorted.  "Perfect or no...this guy's taken!"

"Maybe not as taken as you think," he suggested desperately. 

Buffy shook her head.  "As taken as you can get, without being married."

"Here, hold on!"  Spike was horrified.  "That's not...that would never happen!"

"I don't know,"  Buffy said doubtfully,  "Oz seems devoted to Willow!"

Spike froze.  "Oz?"

Buffy gazed at him with big, limpid eyes.  "Isn't that who we're talking about?"




The next day on campus, Buffy exploded into laughter as she regaled Oz and Willow about the prank she'd pulled on Spike.

"Oh Buffy,"  Willow said reproachfully, "do you really think you should tease him like that?"

"Not that I have any objection to being your fantasy object,"  Oz grinned.

"I couldn't help it,"  Buffy explained,  "he always acts so cocky, I wanted to deflate him like a balloon!  Besides, it's such fun to tease Spike!  You should have seen the expression on his face!" Once again, she burst into giggles.

Willow sighed as she watched Buffy head off to class, still chortling gleefully.

"Don't worry, baby,"  Oz said, squeezing her hand.

"I can't help it,"  Willow said mournfully. "Oh, Oz, I really want them to...see that they could be happy together!  You know they're both thinking about it...I think they think about it ALL the time!  I wish there was a way to...FORCE them to admit their feelings!"

Oz regarded his girlfriend thoughtfully.  "There just might be..."


Buffy smoothed the skirt of her short dress-  a silver-tinged lavender strapless she'd fallen in love with at the mall.  She'd been letting her hair grow over the past year;  and it hung half-way down her back, straight and shining.

Buffy felt she shimmered all over;  and wondered if Spike would notice. She rang Oz's doorbell, hoping the blond vampire had already turned up.

Although she'd never admit it to her friends, Buffy was deeply regretting that trick she'd played on Spike.  It had seemed irresistible at the time, but he'd been withdrawn and angry all week;  and she'd been drinking her hot chocolate alone!   Worst of all, she was getting a little scared....what if she'd lost him, through her own stupidity?    She was determined to corner him at Oz's party and make things right.....

Buffy blinked at the tall, dark-haired hottie in the doorway. 

"Hi,"  he said, "You must be Buffy.  I'm Oz's cousin Jeremy."

Smoothly, the young god took her hand, his brown eyes twinkling.  "Would you like to dance?"

Buffy nodded enthusiastically, letting him lead her into Oz's living room, where most of the crowd was gathered. Willow touched her shoulder.  "Hi, Buffy.   I see you've met Jeremy."

But Buffy didn't answer.  Instead she froze, staring at the back of a familiar blond head.  Which was tilted towards his partner.   Spike...Spike was dancing!   And with....

"Hi, Buffy,"  Amy Madison said cheerfully.

Spike's head whipped around, but he merely nodded a cold hello.  Buffy noticed that he and Amy never paused in their dancing.

Jeremy pulled Buffy into his arms.  "I've wanted to meet you for the longest time,"  he told her. "Oz seems to think we'd...hit it off."

"Ummm,"  Buffy murmured absently, straining to keep Spike and Amy in sight. It seemed to her they were dancing VERY close together.

"We have so much in common,"  Jeremy mentioned.

"Uh-huh,"  Buffy answered, twisting her shoulder to see that Amy was wearing a low-cut red dress that displayed plenty of cleavage...and Spike seemed fascinated by the sight!

Buffy started to fume.

"I mean it."  Jeremy's big brown eyes gazed entreatingly into hers. "Neither of us is entirely human."

Buffy's breath caught in her throat...AMY wasn't entirely human either. Was Spike thinking that, too?  She craned her neck to try to see his face...

Jeremy stared at her, affronted.  "Are you looking for someone?"

"No,"  Buffy said hastily, "just wondering what happened to Willow and Oz."

"I think they went outside, "  Jeremy offered.

Just then Buffy saw Amy take Spike's hand, and pull him toward the patio doors.

"Did you say 'outside'"?  she exclaimed.  "That's a great idea...let's go!"   She plunged through the crowd after Spike and Amy.

Spike caught sight of her first.  "Lost your new lapdog, pet?"  he sneered.

Jeremy, slightly breathless, came up behind Buffy.

"Guess not,"  Spike muttered sourly.  "Maybe we should get you a leash?"

Jeremy bristled.  "You've got something against werewolves?"

"No,"  Spike raised his eyebrows.  "Just commenting on the reason Slayers are so attracted to werewolves-  it's because they'll sit up and beg!"

"And why are vampires so attracted to witches?"  Buffy's eyes narrowed dangerously as she stared at Amy.

Amy smiled sweetly.  "Because, witches can appreciate vampires!  Especially sexy blond ones!"  Deliberately she placed her hand on Spike's shoulder, just as Jeremy grabbed Buffy's arm.

Two things happened simultaneously.

Spike growled,  "Take your paws off my girl, pillock!"

And Buffy snapped, "Get your claws out of my boyfriend, you...wicca washout!"

The vampire and the Slayer stopped dead.

"Your girl?"  Buffy asked in a tiny voice.

"Boyfriend?"  Spike queried uncertainly.

Each took a single step;  and they were facing one another-  scarcely a foot of space between them.

With an expert eye, Amy assessed the gap, decided it was still too wide, and gave Spike a surreptitious push.

Then Buffy was in his arms  and they were kissing passionately, deaf to any protests from the bewildered Jeremy.

Amy took charge, grabbing Jeremy's arm and hauling him back through the doors to find Oz.

"Hey, Oz,"  she greeted the werewolf, "your plan worked;  Spike and Buffy are finally lip-locked,  and it looks like they'll stay that way until she needs to come up for air!"

"Oh, I'm so glad,"  Willow exclaimed, coming up behind Oz.  "They really belong together.  I think Spike realized it awhile ago;  but Buffy was being stubborn.  Oz fixed things..."

"Not for everyone, he didn't,"  Jeremy said glumly.  "I'm all for true love and that; but you told me I'd meet a beautiful girl who'd be accepting about the whole werewolf thing."

"And you have,"  Oz grinned at Amy.  "Meet the prettiest witch in Sunnydale-  after Willow."

Amy laughed, in nowise offended.  "I'm the only witch in Sunnydale, after Willow,"  she commented.  "But...would you like to dance?"

Jeremy cheered up.  "Yes!"   He caught Amy's hand, and pulled her onto the dance floor.

Willow was still watching Buffy and Spike, who were still kissing passionately.

"Oz, how'd you know what to do?"

He grinned, and quoted, "' If I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any farther than my own backyard'."

"Huh?"  Willow looked puzzled.

"Sometimes people can't see that what they want is right under their noses,"  Oz explained.   "Call it...the Ruby Slipper Syndrome..."

Willow slipped her arms around his neck.  "But it all worked out when they decided to go ask Oz!"

"Who was 'a whiz of a wiz!'"  the werewolf laughed.

Willow kissed him.  "'If ever a wiz there was!'"


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