There was a boy named Billy who had a ten foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door she thought it was a snake and dug it with her rake so now its only four foot four

There was an old man named Sam who once bought half a gram of prime cuban coke he wanted to smoke untill he melted the can

Do your balls hang low can you swing 'em to and fro can you tie them in a knot can you tie 'em in a bow do they hang down behind you as your sack grows do your balls hang low?

Oh what a glorius thing to be a healthy grown up busy buzzy bee winding away the passing hours picking all the pollen from the corned beef flowers bzzzzzup   bzzzzzzzup

Chitty shitty bang bang , i can smell your van, it smells of pee , your weak wee wee, bitter than vineger but nicer than tea!

My my my delerium i just don't know were i am i'm collapsed by your door an' i think i've pissed on ur floor forgive me delila i jus couldn't hold it no more forgive me delila i just couldn't hold it no mooooorrrreee!