Name:

  • Jerry Fletcher

Born:

  • 1975 in Long Beach, California

Education:

  • 1994 High Skewl
  • 2001 BS in Criminal Justice

Computer Interests & Knowledge:

  • Building
  • Maintaining
  • Upgrading
  • HTML
  • Windows
  • DOS
  • Office 97
  • Beginning to learn Programming

General Interests

  • Hanging out with friends
  • Watching movies
  • Driving around
  • Traveling
  • Reading
  • Listening to the radio
  • Chatting on the computer.
  • Helping people

Favorite T.V. Shows:

  • Seinfeld reruns
  • Conan O'Brien
  • That 70's Show
  • Third Rock from the Sun
  • Andy Grifith
  • Tom Green
  • Scooby Doo
  • The News

Favorite Movies:

  • Shawshank Redemption *****
  • Conspiracy Theory ***
  • Casa Blanca ****
  • Indiana Jones ***
  • Clear and Present Danger ***
  • Patriot Games ***
  • The Fugitive ***
  • U.S. Marshals ***
  • There's Something About Mary ****
  • Meet the Parents ****
  • Me, Myself, and Irene ****
  • Just Cause ***
  • Silence of the Lambs ****
  • Hannibal ***
    • Favorite Actors:
      • Harrison Ford
      • Morgan Freeman
      • Don Knotts (YES Don Knotts)
      • Sir Anthony Hopkins
      • Ben Stiller
      • Jim Carrey
      • Tommy Lee Jones
      • Mel Gibson

Favorite Music: if linked, click to listen to a sample wav.

  • Oldies
    • Can't Take My Eyes Off of You (Frankie Valli)
    • I'll be Around (Spinners)
    • Because (Dave Clark Five)
    • Let's Stay Together (Al Green)
    • Five O'Clock World (Vogues)
    • Downtown (Petula Clark)
    • I Heard it Through the Grapevine (Marivin Gay)
    • Ain't No Sunshine (Bill Whithers)
    • Still in Love With You (Al Green)
  • 80's
    • Say it Isn't So (Hall & Oats)
    • Promises (Naked Eyes)
    • I Ran (Flock of Seagulls)
    • Take On Me (Aha)
    • Arthur's Theme (Christopher Cross)
    • Sailing (Christopher Cross)
    • Back to Life (Soul II Soul)
    • Talking in Your Sleep
    • 99 Luftballoons (Nena)

 

Click here to see one of my late night adventures with my buddy Swanny.

 

Things I Like:

  • Sleeping in on Saturday
  • Practical jokes at work
  • Way back Wednesdays on the radio
  • Honda's
  • Dr. Pepper
  • Spaghetti
  • Mail from friends
  • The smell of cinnamon
  • Cherry Kool-Aid
  • Flying
  • Drawing

Things I Hate:

  • Waiting in line at the store behind some lady who insists on paying with a check
  • Waiting in traffic at a red light
  • Being behind old people in traffic
  • Being in front of young people in traffic
  • When they put onions on my bean burrito at Taco Bell when I specifically, and clearly stated I wanted NO ONIONS.
  • When McDonald's scrapes off the onions on a burger that has been sitting for hours after I ordered a cheeseburger with no onions.
  • Bugs
  • Summer heat
  • Winter cold
  • People who disrespect other people's property
  • People who steal. Anyone who steals has never worked long, hard hours for anything.
  • People who don't acknowledge you when you say hello or how are you.
  • When they switch the channels on cable just after I finally learned where they all are.
  • Junk mail
  • Junk e-mail
  • Phone solicitors
  • When the tab on my can of pepsi breaks off
  • Lazy people
  • Meat cooked rare
  • When I can't find my shoes five minutes before I have to leave for work
  • All the holidays that federal employees get off that I don't
  • The new money. The pictures are too big.
  • Political Correctness
  • White people
  • No, just kidding. Just a jab at PC.
  • When I waste my time entering a contest for a new car and I don't win after weeks of anticipation.
  • 56K modems. I want 56,000K darn it.
  • When I get the smell of gas on my hands after filling up my car.
  • Standing next to someone in public that has B.O.
  • Noise
  • Leg cramps at 3 a.m.
  • No water pressure during my shower
  • The color brown
  • Buying a CD only to find the only good song is the one they play over and over on the radio
  • When I have put in an extra long day at work and my boss asks if I can do "just one more thing."
  • Car trouble (Don't buy American! We build crap! IT'S JUST CRAAAAAP!)
  • When there are no clean towels
  • Republicans
  • Democrats
  • When I hit the wrong button on the candy machine and buy something I did not want.
  • Rednecks
  • Wanna-be gang members
  • 13 inch wire wheels with extended axels. Do you know how STUPID that looks?
  • Guys who drive trucks with loud pipes that take off really fast from every green light. Yeah, that is REALLY impressive. You might get to the next light faster, but my car will outlive yours.
  • When I mistake the sound of my alarm for the smoke detector and wake up in a panic.
  • Waking up from a dream where I was everything I want to be.