Warning: some of the following material is corny and in bad taste.

Funny Pictures

  • 19th Hole-golfers will like this.
  • Arkansas-anyone traveling past the Arkansas border may remember this road sign.
  • Baby-this baby is a future member of the local correctional facility.
  • Bad Sesame Street Gang-the dark side of the PBS show we all grew up with.
  • Bad Fortune Cookie-what you don't want to see on a night out at the Chinese restaurant.
  • Big Bird-finally the sesame street crew figures out what Big Bird is good for.
  • Biker
  • The Blue Dot-stare at the blue dot for several seconds and it will disappear.
  • Cactus-the southwest area of the United States is home to many unusual plants, including the common cactus.
  •  Domination-Microsoft's newest line of software. I wonder if this had anything to do with the judgment?
  • Good Home-either the husband of the dog goes.
  • How to Rob a Snowman
  • Lost Puppy
  • Runner-I wonder what is on this runner's mind?
  • Safe Sex
  • Soccer-and they say soccer is not as violent as football.
  • Titanic
  • Viagra-where did all the viagra go?

Funny Sounds

 

Funny Programs

  • California-this program will shake your windows like an earthquake. The easiest way to shut it off is to hit CTRL, ALT DELETE and shut it down.
  • Vote-president Clinton needs your honest vote of support. He may try to influence your decision though!

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Funny Jokes

coming soon

Other Funny Stuff

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