Credits

It doesn't take just any idiot to make this kind of page. A specific type of idiot is required. So far, the FBI has information on only two of these idiots, but it is highly suspected that many accomplices exist, most likely living in some sort of human-sized anthill and staying in hammocks all day with laptops on their bellies.

If you have any information on these fools, you are either an accomplice or an agent. If you are an agent, send these morons complements to gain their trust, then betray them to the nearest authorities. If you flame them, you severely risk their planned revenges, and the Secretary of Defense will disavow knowledge of you and your entire family heritage. Here are the statuses of the two known dipwads:

Alex Weitzman
Creative Editor and Big Cheese

Thomas Sean Hedges
Technical Supervisor and Toothpick Arranger

That is all.