Read my Bastards Page; where I mock all those who have the audacity to dare insult me in any way.The Conspiracy Home Page
First of all, let me just say YEAH RIGHT! There's SO no way you're 150 years old. The rest might be possible, though highly unlikely, but that sure as hell isn't.
BTW, you're visitor # to my page.
In going with my normal abnormalities, I've decided to totally redo my web page, this time using a few more curse words, less incredulity towards the paranormal, and right justification. Screw left justification! If I could, I'd center everything, but that looks like crap so I don't. I've had my page up for a while, though I should have written down the exact date that I got it started… Anyway, in that time I've received only one E-Mail telling me how much my site "sucked royal dick". I thought that was a pretty cool phrase, so I'm posting the letter (with sender, so SCREW YOU
Ashes85@aol.com) I'd mail bomb it, but that's pretty illegal and I just don't have the time now.Well, onto my index page. If you don't like this right justification, tough! Everything's always being updated, so most of these have the "NEW!" picture next to them. To find out what part of them is really new, just click on the link and check the "micro-index" for the link there with the "NEW!" symbol.
Oh, and did I mention that you absolutely GOTTA sign my guestbook before you leave. To do so, simply click on the My Guestbook link in the Yahoo! GeoCities banner beneath this:
Read my Bastards Page; where I mock all those who have the audacity to dare insult me in any way.
Check out my Thank You Page; where I thank all those who have the audacity to help me in any way.
Learn about the Author of this Site and his favorite TV show, the X-Files. Is it really going off the air? Anyone who knows, please E-Mail me.
Study the many Traditional Conspiracies of our era. From UFOs to Bigfoot, Area 51, and government assassinations.
Inspect the latest news from the Tabloids.
Examine Assorted "Humorous" Material that I have gathered in my years of travel in the strange world called the Internet.
Explore all of the Modern Conspiracies that the government doesn't want you to know about. These are what I consider humor, so don't check them out if you're the webmaster for UFOmind.
And of course, no web site would be complete without a comprehensive Link Page.
If you notice any problems with my site such as a broken link, misspelling, grammatical problem, factual accuracy, or unusually vicious attack on a Bastard, please E-Mail me at GovXFILES@aol.com. Note: as soon as I have my page fully up and running, I intend to file a copyright application, so any freaks with too much free time (read: Tao) better stay away 'cause I get really angry when my work is stolen by some numb-nuts that doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
