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Welcome to my world of madness, I hope that you enjoy my ranting and raving. I'd like to state ahead of time that no ardvarks, horses, cats, gerbils, or parakeets were harmed in the making of this page, as to all other animals, I have no comment
Neato Mosquito!
Freaky Lists & Such
Rosie Is Neato page
List of Aliens
Telemarketer Tell-offs
Here are some enticing things to say to those annoying over-the-phone-sales people.
People Bart Simpson Asks Moe For
Top 20 Fun Words to Say
Things I've Done For Money
Strange Facts
Things to Say While on Helium
My Happy Quote Page!
Theory Page
Airline Conversation Starters
Answering Machine Messages
Here, is the moment you've been waiting for!
MY OBSESSIONS!!
Geeker!
'Da Energizer Bunny!!!!!
Pinky and the Brain
The UBS Guy, from Mad TV
Dharma!!!!
Garfield!!
Cheese!
Anne Geddes Pictures
Dr. Suess Page!
Most people are like lemmings, cute at first sight, but so stupid they'd follow each other off of cliffs.
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It has been up since August 10, 1998
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