We
can't tell you who we are. Or where we live. We
forgot. It's too risky, although
we don't know why, and we've got to be careful.
Really careful. As in step-on-a-crack-and-break-your-back
careful! So we don't trust anyone.
Because if they find us..... I don't know what would
happen, but it would probably hurt. The
thing you should know is that everyone is in really big trouble. Yeah, even you. And your
little dog, too!
-from
the
back
of
the
'Animorph'
books.Well,
not
really.
Come
and
behold
the
glory
of
my
wasted
space!
I am
Guardian,
and
Guardian
is
me;
it
often
works
that
way.
I'm
an
off-and-on
fanfic
writer
who
is
quite,
quite
silly
and
decided
she
needed
a
page
to
put
her
sillyness
on.
It's
quite
silly,
isn't
it?
It better
be.
For those of you who don't know, 'Animorphs' is
a hit book series by K.A. Applegate.
Of course, there is that HORRIBLE
TV
show claiming it's Animorphs, but I prefer
to ignore it, it's so screamingly bad.
Here is the repository for the hit "Anidumbpeople"
series (well of course it was a hit! Everyone who read it hit me!).Anidumbpeople
is a continuing Animorphs parody, written by myself (aliaguard@geocities.com)
and my enigmatic co-writer Piett (cmuir@ihug.co.nz).
A new morph-capable human joins the Animorphs,
leading to tears, joy, pride, war
and utter stupidity.
Guest Starring Nicholas Cage as the Cow with
the PhD in Astrophysics.
Chester returns in this thrilling epic of power,
wealth, romance and whales. Visser Three
hatches a terrible plot, but our new hero returns
to save the day.
The worst evil ever to grace the world of fanfic
has hit: The Visser's Convention.
Only one person could save us now- but Batman
was on vacation.
Chester fights bravely to protect the world from
devestation, to unite all peoples from
within nation, to let Llamas drink alcohol.
Featuring Matt Damon as Monkey.
Swirling cosmic powers invade our world, much
like pie. The world's Greatest
Evil (next to the Spice Girls) picks a champion
from our ranks. He alone
can play the Dark Game, win, and still come out
sharp 'n' shiny!
Meanwhile, the Anidumbpeople try and find someone
who can match Chester's
wit, wisdom and skill whilst he is off battling.
Who will it be?
(Clue: Not Ed Asner)
Here's
my
range
of
other
fanfics,
written
by
me
and
other
people.
When you go onto IRC and #Animorphs, you'll meet
some strange, wacky
people who really should be in rubber rooms.
When my friend SilverDragon (Axy14@yahoo.com)
and I had a silly idea of what would happen when
some of the chatgoers met the Animorphs,
we somehow turned it into a fanfic.....
Danny DeVito as Chee-Dolus.
(Warning:Unfinished)
This story I refer to as my 'behemoth'. I got
an idea earlier in the year- 'What is going
to happen? What if...' and this story got spawned.
Tobias tells the story of his life.
Mature
readers
only,
puh-leeze.
Brian Meyers (brian419@flash.net)
I first read this story on the Chee Database
message board. I wuv this fanfic, give a hand
to Brian! (takes off her hand and gives it to
Brian) Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha I'm lame.
Rachel's family gets infested, and Rachel decides
she can't handle it anymore.
CobraGirl (Cobra-Girl@usa.net)
The first Animorph fanfic I ever read was by
her. They just keep on getting better 'n better, CG :)
An old friend of the Animorphs shows up, wanting
revenge.
Another fic by me, about the first member of a
species created to die for the ones they guard.
Charmed Life's prequel.
(This
is
dedicated
to
Alex
Mien,
half-brother,
ally,
general
annoyance,
and
inspiration
:)
Rb - (Rbooks5678@aol.com)
Tracie - (Kitan25@aol.com)
Forlay -(
inkypa@yahoo.com)
A fanfic by three people, about Rachel and Tobias (I'm a sucker for
this sort.) after the last line in #23.
I love this fanfic, honestly. Write morreeeeee! *whines for a few hours*
Good Gravy! Look at all the fanfics THIS guy churned
out! And I thought TTBW was a behemoth!
These fanfics are about a guy named Kyle, a sorcerer
who joins the Animorphs.
Exceptionally well-written. *slips Patchboy a
coupla bucks* Now, just ghost-write my next-
Oh, oops, are we still on the air? *winces* I
mean, uh, good job.....
My second behemoth. Carter Miene had a relatively
normal life - well, as about as normal
as you can get when your mother died before you
were born and you life in your father's head-
until the day she finally woke up... and discovered
her short life was about to be torn to shreds.
Dedicated to the people I love best in this
world. You know who you are. Ma-chuar readers, puh-leeze.
________________________
Yay! I finally have my 'Tobias
and Rachel Quote Page' up! Go here!
Also, I have a page up about the strange and sick people who haunt the
#Animorphs chat.
Click here.....
