Toilets Yes, Toilets, what comes first to your mind when you think of TOILETS? Trees? Bushes? Big stinky houses out in the middle of nowhere on rustic lands where they don't have indoor plumbing? Or do you think of the items associated with Toilets, like paper you know the stuff that comes in little rolls that you just want to squeeze. well that first paragraph I just had to end because it wasn't really going anywhere and it was stupid and I really wanted to talk to you all about toilets.....but I can't get that same sort of fount of interesting dribble that I've had so many times before. How could you possibly improve the toilet, it's the greatest invention ever well invented. Yea that's it, the toilet is the greatest invention ever followed closely after by toilet paper, think about it would you want to live in a world without toilets? I sure wouldn't, I mean I could live without refridgerators which in my opinion fall into a close second and I sure could go without sliced bread I just never thought that was such a hot idea in the first place, but toilets, that was a damn good idea, and the man (or woman I guess) who invented the toilet should have been imortalized somehow....maybe his name was John. Well I don't know but I'm sure glad we have them. what a shity world it would be without toilets (sorry i just had to say it, I'm talking about toilets I had to mention it, sorry once again and fasten your seatbelts or the stewardress will have to staple you to your seat by your earlobes) what was I talking about again? oh yes what a shity world it would be without toilets. Yes, it would be damn shity, very shity, very really truely shity, (whole string of adjectives [or adverbs] here, like red) shity. Time for a new paragraph....(dot dot dot).....sorry I had to take a break from writing so i've forgotten what I was talk/writ-ing about but I don't think anyone will be able to tell the difference. Right, ever noticed that for the most part everyone has very small rooms where they keep their toliets, I mean only the very richest of people can have large rooms to hold them, and they are never really very fancy. For the most part toliet rooms (bathrooms, restrooms, little boy/girl rooms whatever you want to call them) are the least decorated and most uninteresting rooms in the house or store or resturaunt, you won't ever see a lamp in a toliet room, or a rug, or a couch unless the owner i just trying to be strange and ecentric...I'll make sure to make my toliet room look just like my living room have it carpeted and have the same kind of couch, if I can find a house with a toliet room that big...that could be a problem....yup wall to wall carpeting and a couch, i'm not sure about a lamp because that might be a problem when it comes to sinks and bathtubs or showers, wouldn't want anyone electricuted by a lamp falling into a sink....I just noticed that you don't really see lamps by sinks, but that makes sense it's just safety, funny that you never hear about people being electricuted that way, maybe the lamp manufacturers have something to do with that, or maybe they are all just written off as suicides. just something to think about.