Here are the people who foolishly gave the Center their vital statistics, never even suspecting that we might use said statistics against them. Hahafnordhaha! We laugh maniacally at their innocence!

Ignatz - 11/19/00 05:51:20
My URL:http://www.ignatzisgod.com/
My Email:ignatz@ignatz.com
Titles of Mystical Import: Scribe of The Lone Tower
Why you chose not to fill out the excellent survey: Confucius asked me the same question once, then he decided it didn't matter and went off to get drunk.
Cabal (where applicable): The Brothers Karamazov
Lemon Curry?: No, toad pie.

Comments:
Oh my master, what hath become of thy mysticism? You have really wasted your time with this site, and I frankly think you should spend less time screwing around with it and more time debating eternal truths with me. Or at least you could send me some food every once in a while.

Your Love Queen Kyleelou - 11/02/00 04:57:23
My URL:http://nowhere.com/here.cad
My Email:kyleelou@cybertown.com
Titles of Mystical Import: Kylee queen of Boomerang
Why you chose not to fill out the excellent survey: but I did I really did...
Lemon Curry?: allergic

Comments:
I really loved everything about the site. I want to bear your 7 children.

ImperialSister - 10/13/00 21:40:41
My Email:ImperialSister@hotmail.com
Titles of Mystical Import: Narf
Why you chose not to fill out the excellent survey: I didn't because mom did it
Cabal (where applicable): na
Lemon Curry?: YUM!

Comments:
Narf. Zort. Poit. Egad.

imperialmother - 10/13/00 21:19:52
My Email:imperialmother@hotmail.com
Titles of Mystical Import: like I said
Why you chose not to fill out the excellent survey: I filled it out, you git
Cabal (where applicable): NA
Lemon Curry?: Of course

Comments:
I asked first.

Yan the Chicken Lizard - 09/17/00 03:14:48
My URL:http://www.ihatehumsns.com/awholelot/this/is/not/a/real/site.html
My Email:Thanks for asking.
Titles of Mystical Import: I really have no clue what Easier Rhino is talking about.
Why you chose not to fill out the excellent survey: Because it is a massive waste of time.
Cabal (where applicable): Actually, I only get UHF (haha)
Lemon Curry?: Beats the heck out of me.

Comments:
Easier Rhino, this page has gone from "The Center for the Hackeneyed Cliché" to "Easier Rhino Makes a Fool Out of Himself." You really ought to just give the whole thing up. I like the one part of the site with actual clichés though.

Easier Rhino - 09/17/00 03:06:27
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/easier_rhino/
My Email:easier_rhino@hotmail.com
Titles of Mystical Import: Lesser Known Pontif and Prelate of The On-Line Cathedral Of Greater Enlightenment and Stuff, Booer of Gooses, and Obfuscator Suprem of Clichédom
Why you chose not to fill out the excellent survey: I'm a Pope. I can do whatever I want.
Cabal (where applicable): Karmic Erisians
Lemon Curry?: Bang Tiddle Tiddle Bing

Comments:
Not enough sex, violence, or vulgarity. Other than that, an all-around fun time for the whole family, provided your family is the Fendersons.

My Home Page | Explore Yahoo! GeoCities | Get your own free homepage