The Confessional
Welcome, children, to the Confessional. I am Father Confessor C.P.U. and I will be your confessor for this evening. Feel free to treat me as you would your very good friend, for that is what I am after all: your friend.
And what friend would I be if I were to let you walk around with these sins on your soul. So tell ol' Father C.P.U. everything.