Lootin' n' Pillagin'!

This 'ere be the page where we show's ye how We has fun!!!
 

The Wet n' Wild Wench Contest
This 'ere be a contest for the lasses to compete in t' see who can best captivate the lubbers. It's basicly a wet tee- shirt contest, but it's also alot more. We gives cash prizes t' the gal wi' the mostest. Remember our motto:
"It aint the size o' yer treasure chest what conts, but how ye shakes yer booty!"
The prizes for Wet n' Wild Wench are as follows:
1st prize- $100
2nd Prize- $75
3rd Prize- $50
4th Prize- $25
The Wet n' Wild Wench Contest is in March, At regular MOC.
 

The  "I'm So Sexy It's Scary" Contest
This 'ere event be much like the above, but there ain't no water involved ('less ye counts the sweat from the pirates, since the wenches at MOC be HOT!!!) This contest just allows the ladies t' show everyone hot sexy they can be. Nudity be not required (tho' it's always greatly appreciated) t' win the contest. It's just whatever way the ladies like t' show off how sexy they be. There be cash prizes for this contest, too. They are:
1st prize- $125
2nd prize- $100
3rd prize- $75
4th prize- $50

"The Lucretia Borgia Memorial Annual Poison Trial
This 'ere be a fair trial t' see who makes the worst, most vile, most digustin', most dangerous drink at MOC. We will has a panel o' judges, three stout drinkers and true, who will make the judgin' o' the poison. So if ye has a favorite mixture, elixer, ambrosia, er otherwise, come t' see us an' we'll judge ye. Prizes fer this contest are
TBA at this point.
 

Rockin' Robin's Karaoke Hour
Our very own songbird, Rockin' Robin, will be entertainin' all her adorin' fans, well as anyone else,
with her music. Come and give her a listen on Friday night, as ye won't be disappointed, t' be sure.
 

The Dead Pirate's Party
And last, but certainly not least, we'll be hosting the Dead Pirate's Party,
with plenty of victuals and libations to go around. We throw quite a bash,
so be sure t' come by say hello.
There's usually someone there till dawn, so come by anytime!