"Oh," Maya says. "I see...adventures with gypsies, dragons, knights, invisible dwarves, and helpful cornfields just don't interest you, huh?"
"It's not that...it's just that...um..."
"Oh," Maya says, sniffling. "That's really fine...I'll get someone else to save my kingdom from the evil Red Knight...I hope."
You hand the crying Princess some Kleenex. "Thank you," she says. "Well, would you at least sign the guestbook?