A Bit About *You* My Pretty


   
	    
                   
                   

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I'm particularly interested in:

 Radio Waves

 Liquid Oxygen

 Dead 
things Mikey, dead things!

anything.......ORGANIC


My Favorite Person Who Has Ever Been abducted or reported so:



Dennis Rodman
Tony Robbins
Anybody from 90210
Every Body from from 90210
Dennis Rodman
Fox Mulder
Myself


If It Was Legal To Have Sex with An Alien and I Had A License, I Would Have Sex with:



ET
a typical gray 
the reptile version
ET
Klatoo
I'm game, bring'em all


 I would like to be rectally examined again.






Are you interested in crossing over into the darkness?  Put a little "X" in the box if you would like to be put on the Abductee List. 

If so...consider the following...There have been quite a few people asking how one can become an "experiencer" and if there are any strangely lighted tunnels, tubes or vapors to go through in order to become...one of US! There really isn't much to it at all. Just be so kind as to fill out the official form below and I will compile the data and create The Official Abductee List!


Tell us a wee bit about your dreary life:  





I usually...

 wear tinfoil on my head at all times.

 find myself driving to the airport at 2:00 am because the airport is calling me.

 hear Howard Stearn constantly, without the use of a radio!

 eat more than two blocks of cheddar cheese a day.




I would say that...



I am always tired of the voices in my head
all I ever do is mope, now leave me alone 
I'm OK, what's your problem
I have become confused by all of this
I will now go hide in the hamper





Extra comments:








Are These Pages Nasty and Yucky?

I am not pleased
I Was Upset, but, I am feeling better now

Um....I really could care less 

I have lost feeling in my right eye

I am not on drugs but I drink diesel fuel













The abductee list is being compiled.  This way to see the list.

Thank you for your cooperation. You may go back to sleep now.


If you don't tell, I'll let you see my normal friends.