Kirk Speaks Out!

One Man's Harrowing Ordeal [ star ]

"They ate my food, drank my beer, laughed at my LPs (Hey! Vinyl is hard to come by!), drove my car around, stole my TV and deflowered my cat!"
- Kirk

On the evening of August 12th, 1991, Kirk (Cptn Kirk, to his friends) was relaxing in his backyard, sipping a few cold ones, tossing some burgs on the BBQ. The long hot summer day had just drawn to a close, when out of the twilight a large glowing disc emerged. It hovered overtop Kurt's backyard, finally settling in his garden. To his surprise, a hungry band of roving aliens crashed his lawn party. Gaudy 60's music and inter-galactic slime became the new theme at the backyard bash.

The next few hours became a nightmare Kurt would relive painfully for the next couple of years, until finally selling the rights to his story to an undisclosed Hollywood producer for several hundred thousand dollars.

Officials were called in immediately to examine the veracity of Kurt's statements. The investigator in charge mysteriously disappeared, only to turn up over a year later in the Bahamas... An investigator is currently investigating the investigator.

[ Alien ] "Aliens are aliens, no matter how you look at it. They should have had visas."
- Immigrations Canada Government Investigator

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