TAFLAGANIDE
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Foul Fluid
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This page is dedicated to the most foul substance ever made by
man...Taflaganide. During the 96/97 year everyone at our table during lunch has worshipped
the stuff. Now below are a few links to the Taflaganide Chronicles, the TaflaganideX
homepage, our download area and Lizard Surgery, a freaking weird place that actually is
almost as weird as us. Enjoy.
-Taflaganide Council of Elders Official Publisher
[Also note that the stories listed are true, the names and faces have
been changed to protect the stupid]
Taflaganide X Administration Home
Page
The Taflaganide Consumption Pact
The Taflaganide T-Bomb Records
The Taflaganide Chronicles
Taflaganide Terms
The Taflaganide Download Page
Lizard
Surgery
The Imaginative
Productions Official Website
Nade97's
Homepage
56 Months Remaining on
MotherBatch Detonation Countdown Initiated May 29, 1997

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