"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." Albert Einstein

"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." Jules de Gaultier

"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson

"The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread." Anatole France

"Barometer: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having." Foolish Dictionary

The Schwine-Kitzenger Institute study of 47 men over the age of 100 showed that all had these things in common:

1) They all had moderate appetites.

2) They all came from middle class homes

3) All but two of them were dead.

Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy: "Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink."

"Never call a man a fool; borrow from him." Anon

"If I travelled to the end of the rainbow As Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me The pot's at the other end." Bert Whitney

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing." Anon

"If your parents didn't have children then there is a 90% chance that you won't." IAN BROWNE