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TOP TEN REJECTED ELEMENTS OF THE NEXT "BLADE" MOVIE


 



10) Main villain: the Count from Seasame Street.

9) Blade aided by troupe of super model/private detectives.

8) Can we say Musical? Can we say Spice Girls?

7) Wesley Snipes replaced by Drew Carrey.

6) Include nipples on his armor and make all those serious and deadly villains wacky and kid-friendly... Also see if you can fit in a Blade-Girl.
5) Director Larry Flint.

4) The philosophy of trying not to overshadow the new Superman movie.

3) Scene where Blade stops to give speech about personal hygeine to his teenage sidekick, while trying to determine where King Tut, the villain who believes he is an ancient Egyptian pharaoh every time he's hit on the head, will stike next, only to find the answer with the Blade Computer in the Blade Cave. Somebody shoot me.

2) New tough guy catchphrase: Did somebody say McDonalds?

1) Make it a duo flick, Jay and Silent Blade ("Tonight the age of Man comes to an end... Snootchie bootchie nootchies!!!")
 
 



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