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An official announcement from your favorite AWOL alien. Hello fans. And a BIG sorry to you all for leaving you for so long. I'm not fully finished updating this site yet, but this is the begining. I recveived an E-Mail from a surfer who wished to be called "Brian" who gave me an idea for a new page. Work has begun, and will be posted HERE as soon as it's completed.PLEASE keep your letters rolling in, they always provide me with new material, and let's face it - I can make even the smallest giggle become an entire page of boredom! A big HELLLO to all you new surfers out there, who have only recently disovered me. It's not like this normally, honest. (No, it's usually worse!) Anyway, without any further ado.. On with the show! This site is created in association with our good friends at the House of Mingo (South Chowstons finest Cantonese drive-thru take-away Restaurant Brothel Bingo Hall.) Meanwhile here's a picture of yours truly. |
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We get a lot of fan mail here, and here is some of it to prove it! Feel free to join in any correspondance. Send me an email! |
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Everybody's favorite alien Captain Stable presents his logs.. a fascinating and wonderful insight into the real freak behind the alien. A weekly account of the major events in my serach to return home, along with humorous observations, and a list of CD's in my cd player, and major purchases made in the week. Updated most Tuesdays or thursdays.. Can YOU work out how my stardate system works? If so send me an email! Correct or funniest answers each week win a banana! |
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The Internet Bingo will be up and running soon..Signup NOW to get your FREE game card.
. Just send me a message with BINGO in the subject and I'll send you your unique game card. Then just check back here every few days and see if your numbers are up! Please note - These numbers are generated RANDOMLY and may be repeated.. |
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Returning for it's third sucessful year, the game that has sweapt the internet, and made surfing a total craze. It will be running soon!
Click HERE to see the rules. Happy hunting! |
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Our old friend and internet Guru "The Man at the Bar" returns to write exclusivly for us. He has sat infront of his crystal pint glass and seen the future (or so he tells us.) He spills the beans here. |
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Captain Stable proudly presents... a feature we affectionatly called.. Bullshit or not? A list of true facts! Or are they?? |
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It was in 1993 that Jim Steinman finally worked with Meat Loaf again and produced a hit album entitled "Bat out of Hell 2 - back into Hell" which sporned several hit singles. One of those singles was entitled "I'd do anything for Love (But I won't do that)". So - what exactly would meat loaf NOT do for love? Add your arguments to the mass-debate. View the Results Message Area |
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Your problems solved by our expert agony uncle drunk. Let him help you with YOUR problems.. |
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CYBER-BANANA'S! The greatest craze to hit the Internet since E-Mail! (*)(allegedly) Learn more about this boring yet amusingly shaped fruit by rubbing my banana on the right.. |
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Howay the lads - Come on the Toon army - Tits oot for the lads! The picture (right) is me scoring a goal during a recent try out with Al and the lads |
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Captain stable and Miracle web publishing formally apologise to Ms. Spears and her lovely manager for copyright infringment.. read all about it here.. |
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Your problems solved by our expert agony uncle drunk. Let him help you with YOUR problems.. |
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An hilarious song by "Wierd AL Yankovic. If your a Star Wars fan.. You GOT to see this! |
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My little nephew's dedication page :) NOW with Video! |
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Miracle web Publishing Homepage The home of quality-made web sites.. If it's a good site.. it's a MIRACLE! |
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One of the finest star wars pages I have found Updated Daily - can you keep up? |
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Some more pages of greatness which are hidden away within this site.. The Awards Page The Conspiracy Theory Page Learn all about me Vote in my Vote of the Month! Use my Geordie-Talker to make Star Trek phrases! Communicate with me! An apology from Miracle about...Britany Spears! Miracle Web Publishing Home Page! Sign my Olympic Petition Credits Wot the critics said.. |
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